dreams

i just had 2 dreams that were both equally upsetting, yet for completely different reasons.

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theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

bitterassfandom:

I WOULD HOPE SO

bitterassfandom:

I WOULD HOPE SO

saramountain:

Going to respond to all criticism with “I’m Kanye West, that doesn’t make any sense.”

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
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macintush:

jvnebug:

I knew it was too obvious, and I wasn’t disappointed
I fucking knew it

im so fucking conflicted right now i dont know whether to be happy or upset or defeated

pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

 - Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

fefergie:

RIDE ME SHIT BOY ILL SHOW YOU A REAL BONER

fefergie:

RIDE ME SHIT BOY ILL SHOW YOU A REAL BONER

siphilemon:

princess-blitzscream:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

true gangsters

#not as much of an asshole as you could’ve been

siphilemon:

princess-blitzscream:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

true gangsters